Splitting headache

Artur Dzhavanyan has decided not to press charges after waking up from a heavy drinking session to find that the splitting headache he had may have had as much to do with the kitchen knife stuck in his face as the alcohol.
Artur had invited a friend around for a drink, but went to bed early after telling his friend he was fed up with hearing him moan. As the "friend's" fingerprints were found on the knife, police are fairly certain they know who the culprit was but Artur, billed as extremely lucky by the doctors who removed the knife from where it had lodged 10cm under his eye, won't press charges. He said he was "just lucky to be alive" which I guess you can take more than one way!