Recipe for ... ?

First take one TV cult show (Jackass). Add a drunk person; coffee table; hand; staple gun. You get the picture. Surprisingly, Jonathan Maybery, from Swansea, UK, says he was so busy laughing he didn't feel any pain while performing the stunt. I'm guessing that didn't last. And it will certainly give the paramedics who attended something to talk about: unable to separate Jonathan's hand, stapled, from the table, they took him and it to hospital.