An exercise in home invasion

A South African man found himself in a sticky situation last week when armed robbers ransacked his house and drank his best Whiskey. They also made him strip before they superglued him to an exercise bike and glued his mouth shut! Despite the awfulness of this, it does seem like it could be a way to get the exercise-averse motivated - especially if you believe The Simpsons episode where Bart glues novelty items to his face and Dr Hibbard removes them by making Bart break out in a perspiration of pure terror.