Prayer-conditioning

Back in March (I know this has been a while coming ... but better late than never) British church property specialists Congregational & General Insurance ran a competition to find the number one religious slogan - you know, the puns found on notice boards outside churches like "Fight truth decay"; "Come in for a free faith lift"; "Chxxch -- Have you guessed what's missing.UR!" and "God, you're great!". The prizemoney was worth $US985 (or the equivalent in British pounds). I had a look on the net to see if a winner had been announced yet - but, no luck. However, the good news (heh heh) is that you can buy a book of church signs.