Monday, December 17, 2007

"All I want for Christmas ...

... is world domination." Wouldn't it be fun to be a Santa sitting in a shopping centre, listening to children telling you what they want for Christmas? (Let's not, for a moment, think about recent reports suggesting that said Santas are finding it more difficult to lift today's growing generation of children up on their knees.) So what do kids really want for Christmas? According to a report in today's Daily Telegraph, top of the list this year are telescopes, pogo sticks, Nintendo, coloured pencils, Lego and dirt. There was no mention of repeats of last year's requests for "everyone to be nice and kind to each other" or a call for "world domination" (a video game).

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