Saturday, December 22, 2007

Sleigh bells

It would be best for Santa to stay with his traditional sleigh if he wants to make it through this festive season in one piece. Word on the street is that he was using a helicopter to deliver presents recently in a slum area in Rio de Janeiro and the local drug lords (accepted controllers of the local slums) thought it was a raid - often conducted by the local police by helicopter and armored vehicles - and opened fire.
Santa escaped without injury and later returned to give out presents in a less conspicuous method of transport.

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